A twofer post.
To close the year in style
Drunk: The Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary
Paul Dickson
Melville House, 2009
Is it lack of visual focus that inspires wordplay?
Benjamin Franklin, in his Drinker’s Dictionary from 1737, was the first person to collect and publish a sampling of English slang for drunkenness. Here now we have a latest offering. ‘A record-breaking 2.964 synonyms for tipsy, roasted, three sheets, whazooed and Boris Yeltsinned. With annotations, and illustrations. (the back cover)
Not every one of the 2,964 synonyms is actually illuminating, but this handy little hardcover dictionary is often funny as hell and looks like a mighty fine stocking stuffer.
Here is one:
Dead drunk: also Laying out dead drunk: So intoxicated as to be wholly powerless.
“Pythagoras has finely observed that a man is not to be considered dead drunk till he lies on the floor and stretches out his arms and legs to prevent his going lower.”
Nice.
Bank Notes: A Collection of Bank Robbery Notes
Compiled by Ken Habarta
Self Published, 2009
“U Better Hope I Make It Out!”
Robbing a bank is as simple as putting pen to paper.
Here in one volume is a collection of original bank notes used in actual robberies some successful, others not. For the reader already familiar with bank robbery, this book should serve as a desirable source of inspiration; for the reader not familiar with it, BANK NOTES should be an ideal introduction.
Pretty funny and appropriately sad.
And another footnote:
http://www.newmuseumstore.org/viewItem.asp?ItemID=10018919&UnitCde=1
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!












